Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Maybe 2 Seconds


Some thoughts on living with cats:
As I was cleaning out the cat box today I thought that perhaps it would be worth the time to attempt to train the kitties to use the toilet. Supposedly this is possible with a lot of patience. Then I realized that if I succeeded in training them to use the potty it would only mean there would be four of us vying for bathroom time.
Cats cannot undo Velcro. If, like me, you like to dress your cat up, this comes in handy. This is also handy if you need to restrain your naughty cat or make him sit still for family portraits.
If you live with a cat you cannot eat things you have dropped on the floor. The five second rule no longer applies to you.

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