If Paris Hilton were only in the news lately because of her DUI charge I would not be writing about her. Well, I did have one thought which was that she probably would have been better off to have taken the same road as her buddies and either become anorexic or developed an erratic drug habit. At least then she would be going into some comfy rehab and not into county jail. Seems to me that if she had such a great staff they could have spun things that way to at least look that way...
Well, what peaked my interest in the hubub was the report that she had been treated at the hospital for being bitten by her pet kinkajou. A kinkajou is an arboreal mammal native to Brazil somewhat like a raccoon. Kinkajous are illegal to have as pets and she was fined for having it but it wasn't taken. The poor thing has been seen being carried around by Ms. Hilton like a furry scarf. While she may enjoy having it as a pet taking it out to be photographed hanging off her arm is no doubt just a way to have her arm (and the rest of her) end up in another photo. After being slogged too and fro by the drunk driving stiletto traipsing idiot, Baby Luv (gag me) apparently had enough partying and at 3 am one morning took a bite out of her owner's arm. What Paris Hilton was doing to that poor kinkajou at 3 am is anyone's guess.
Who knows what will happen to the animal while the heiress spends her 45 days in jail. Perhaps she will flee into the urban jungle of LA where she probably has a better chance of having a normal kinkajou life. My only advice for the dear is to keep Paris out of her mouth. Who knows where all she has been.
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